Toy Shelves
I had a party (you weren’t invited) last week and it gave me a good reason to clean up my toy displays and make some adjustments. Thanks to the decline in Disney Infinity, I went…
Category: Photo
5th
Our 5th anniversary outing to six flags was amazing. A dozen roller coasters and a violent bumper car ride later, im ready for 5 more exciting years. I love you, Dawn and every day with…
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Brush twice daily, kids.
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“I’m the best!” #MK8 #ninstagram #nintendo
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Greatest of all time #GOAT
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TO BE AN
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Duh, I’m Wolverine, duh.
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My wife @dawnbug made me a super father’s day cake! #superman #fathersday
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Found my black doppelganger on Sprout.
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I like to live dangerously.
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Tonight’s weather, douchey with a chance of hat. #milwaukee
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I’ve had my #wiiu for a week now. More friends please! Send me a request or post your name and I’ll get you! #ninstagram #nintendo #MarioKart8 #MK8
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Off screen play on #wiiu is amazing. Killing Them Softly and Mario Kart 8
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Important game tip from @_js #ninstagram #nintendo #mario
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I saw @dawnbug, then she saw me.
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Sink hole in the parking lot at work. Small, but about 3 feet deep. I’m not parked close…
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Join me in #MK8 #MarioKart8 Nintendo ID: zacshipley #nintendo #ninstagram #wiiu
Theodore Ford
Born today at 12:05 PM eastern time, weighing 9 pounds, 14 ounces, height 21 1/2 inches.
Jay-Z on Occupy Wall Street
This image may or may not have any basis in reality. Just thought of the lyric and did a photoshop rush job on the most hilariously rich looking photo of Sean Carter I could find.
Happy Halloween
Created this costume in 20 mintes using 2 sheets of printer paper and a green sharpie.
The Planking Squirrel
The planking fad is completely over when you see a squirrel do it.
Randy Punch
My submission to http://wheresrandysavage.tumblr.com/
State of Maryland vs Zac Shipley
I got a traffic ticket a month or so ago. I was driving on a road that had a 40 speed limit, and made a slight left turn on to another road that had a…
Give Me Your Face
I let Revenge Of The Fallen play on the TV at work for a bit, and almost forgot why I hate it. Then I saw the worst moment ever put into a movie for children,…
#winning
This is as close as I’ll come to talking about Charlie Sheen.
the usual suspects
Spider-Man: Can I get some coffee? Space Ghost: In a while. Let’s talk about the lineup. Spider-Manl: I’m really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss…