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Baltimore is having a bit of rain, and with no car and the only transportation being the water taxi, we’re kinda grounded until it gives up a bit. The goals today are the aquarium (which is open late) and the art museum.

I am drinkin! this guy here has the worst laugh ever but booze eases the pain.

Otakon in town. NERDS EVERYWHERE.

Score! A box in mom’s garage yeilds cds I thought I lost years ago and my entire Super NES collection.

You’re all right mate!

Can’t get crab chips is Wisconsin.

Its very late and we’re finally leaving.

Elk arse

We’re at Hershey park. second ride we went on it rained and we’ve been wet all day. i also failed to win a good prize at the dumb ball game.

Chilli dog lunch

The tour is boring.

Rutgedore J Haystacks: Veteran of the war of 1812, and inventor of the lampshade

Damn! This place is fancy!

I asked if this has dairy. they dont know. I am starving.

Jelly beans

I dont know why i thought Baltimore wouldnt be as hot as Madison. Its hotter and way more humid! I will not leave this air conditioner.

Not barking. Yawning.

Willy Don Crab. I don’t get it.

No one will move. you have a better luck playing pick up sticks with your buttcheeks than getting out of here.

Baby on the plane. MURDER. KILL. JUST STOP SCREAMING.

Did you hear? i live at the Detroit airport now! i will never leave

Nasty as fuck.

We’re BORED. We should have brought sleeping pills. time for a drink. or at least a snack. so very hungry.

Detroit Rock Shitty.

Captain’s log, supplemental: the away team has located a venue for smoking but a long wait and possible hunger pangs threaten to hamper progress.

We’s in Detroit. Rumours persist of a delay… yeah we gotta kill two and a half hours here now

At the airport now, on the way to Baltimore. I feel sooooo much safer now that they took our lighters and searched the nun. Detroit is rough.

Rampage: Total Destructiont looks like a long overdue revamp of whay was honestly one of my favorite arcade games ever. 3 players meant my brother, my dad, and myself could all play at the same time when we hit the arcade. Heh, one time we found a broken parking meter and releived it of about 20 bucks in quarters probably blew all of them on Rampage.

I always ate the toilet, even though it was bad for you.

In the car. In the dark.

I just helped my friend RJK with his blog tonight. as you can plainly see, I took this and made it better.



It is infuriating that I live just far enough outside of madison to make fast food impossible to get. Burger King: FAR. Hardees: FAR. Culvers: FAR. Wendys: FAR. Theres a Mcdonalds like a 15-20 minute drive away. but its not ever a real one. its a McDonald’s “express.” I shudder to think what happens when the already substandard food is rushed further. There’s a Hardee’s bilboard advertising their shakes on Hwy 12 toward Cambridge, but the nearest Hardees are 20 miles away.

I don’t want to spend any more on gas and all I want is a fucking hamburger.

still too goddamn hot.

I had a physical today and got a clean bill of health. the doctor’s office was relaxing and air conditioned.

fuck its hot.

a google image search for “its too hot” yeilds this rockhopper penguin.

in other news, IT IS TOO HOT. christ its hot. its so hot I took a cold shower and have been sitting directly in front of a fan for 3 hours.

Game Players / Ultra Game Players was once the best video game magazine available. it had the craziest fucking editors and stories inside. by the end of its run, half the magazine (including the entire letters column) was more like an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force than questions about games.